I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today
At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
The X Men used to wear purple but then they stopped.
The days of fuchsia passed
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A man discovers some weird fuchsia spots on his penis
after returning from a pleasure trip to Xinjiang. So he sees his doctor, who has no clue what it is and sends the guy to his medical school mentor. The old mentor pages through some of his dusty books and finally identifies the disorder as a rare, China-specific venereal disease, the only cure for w...
Did you boys ever hear of the planet where the inhabitants were mobile flowers?
Remarkably similar to Earthly blossoms, but they had feet and human intelligence.
The whole planet was ruled by a king called Richard the Artichoke-Heart, and one day at a court orgy his eye was caught by Fuchsia, a pale-eyed perennial. Her beauty was so great it almost made up for her stupi...
About 6 months ago I got a promotion
So naturally I wanted to celebrate. On my way home I grabbed a handle of captain and a litre of cola. I invited my friend Frank to have a few drinks with me. We ordered a pizza, played some Mariokart, got drunk and passed out. Nothing crazy.
The next morning Frank was still there (he usually ...
Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller?
He could only see the fuchsia
What did the color blind psychic say?
Q: What did the color blind psychic say?
A: I cannot see the fuchsia.