A man discovers some weird fuchsia spots on his penis
after returning from a pleasure trip to Xinjiang. So he sees his doctor, who has no clue what it is and sends the guy to his medical school mentor. The old mentor pages through some of his dusty books and finally identifies the disorder as a rare, China-specific venereal disease, the only cure for w...
Pretty sure I saw Michael J Fox at the garden center this morning, it certainly looked like him..
But he had his back to the fuchsia....
Just saw Micheal J Fox in the local garden centre
At least I think it was him - he had his back to the fuchsias.
About 6 months ago I got a promotion
So naturally I wanted to celebrate. On my way home I grabbed a handle of captain and a litre of cola. I invited my friend Frank to have a few drinks with me. We ordered a pizza, played some Mariokart, got drunk and passed out. Nothing crazy.
The next morning Frank was still there (he usually ...
Why'd magneto stop wearing purple?
Because the days of fuchsia passed.
Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller?
He could only see the fuchsia
A man walks into a garden centre looking to buy some plants.
Upon entering, he sees a plant with beautiful purple/red flowers...and notices it also has hands that are tightly gripping something.
Amazed by this, he tries to pry the fingers apart in order to see what is between the plant's hands, but is unable to.
He approaches one of the workers ...
What did the color blind psychic say?
Q: What did the color blind psychic say?
A: I cannot see the fuchsia.
Did you know there is one colour that can time travel?
It can only go to the fuchsia.