Taipei Jokes - 12 Hilarious Taipei Jokes

What do you call an impatient man from Bangkok who moved to the capital city of the Republic of China for a writing job, got kidnapped, covered in multicolored paint and restrained with rope?

A tied-up, tye-dyed, Type-A, Taipei-Thai typist.

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"I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?"

"Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."

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I went to Taipei but didnt like it because

I am Type B.

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Why was the Taiwanese woman so stressed?

She had a Taipei personality

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My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan!

apparently he has a Taipei personality ...

Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston

Why are the Taiwanese so competitive, high-achieving, and motivated?

They have Taipei personalities

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I’ve always wanted to visit Taiwan

Guess I have a Taipei personality

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You're probably Ghana think"no one will Bolivia. There's just Norway."

I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey, Iraq of ribs and a Canada best sauce and my Bahrain was like Oman, I Israel Hungary... so Iran to the kitchen to put Greece in the pan.

I hoped it could get Finnish quickly and because I was Russian, I didn't Czech the label and accidentally added ...

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Why are Taiwanese men such anxious and hard workers?

They all have Taipei personalities.

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Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan?

They all have Taipei personalities.

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Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

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My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven:

He has a real Taipei personality

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