Tailgating Jokes

...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid.

Also the blinking lights on top of your car looks stupid

I gulped as the muscular specimen strode over to my driver's window and said, "Problem, sir?"

I said, "Uh... sure." Scratching my forehead. "What is 120 subtract 42?"

Or as the police called it, "stalking my ex".

A mild-mannered man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating wom... read more

A man and his wife were driving from New York to California. Along the way the wife would find every little thing wrong with her husband's driving.
"You're driving too fast." "You missed that exit." "You're tailgating."
This went on throughout the trip. As their car crossed the border ... read more

One time a man's VW Beetle broke down, so he asked his buddy in a Porsche to give him a tow. The Porsche driver tells him "no problem, just flash your brights at me if I'm going too fast"

They drive for a while and everything goes smoothly until a BMW passes them flying down the Autobah. The ... read more