A Dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don’t know if it translates well
A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
“What is this queue for?”
“Just for fun” says the women.
“But what if I don’t want to stand in the queue?” The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies “that’s w...
There are no queues in space
Everything's waitless
They say us british people like to join queues
We dont and i will be first in line to tell you that
Why do astronauts on the ISS never spend much time in queues?
Because they weightless.
I enjoy flying, but have a severe phobia of boarding queues
I spoke to the doctor, but they said it was a terminal illness
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
This is a joke I wrote myself. It’s long, but I think it’s pretty good, personally…
This is a story about three friends who had known each other their whole lives.
They did everything together. You could not find one without the other two nearby. But, as so often happens, after graduation, they all went their separate ways. One of the friends went on to become a very success...
I hate waiting in line so much!
When I say the alphabet I stop immediately after P. That's how much I hate queues!
So this young chap had always fancied this girl
All though high school he had admired her from afar. But never had the courage to ask her out.
Come the Prom he thinks to himself, if he doesn't ask now, it's never going to happen. So straightening his jacket, slicking back his hair, he puts his heart in his hands goes up to her and asks;...
A van carrying snooker equipment has crashed in the motorway
Queues on both sides.
Most annoying joke ever
A man dies and is sent to the first level of hell. There he sees two queues. He joins the back of one and asks what the queues are for. He is told one is for a glass of wine and the queue he joined for a leg of lamb. After a millennia he gets to the front and eats his lamb. Once finished a door open...
Some laws that we didn't learn at school
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*
When u dial a wrong numbe...
Lines for urinals have become an an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.
So mind your pees in queues.
I went to a shop that would stretch letters for me...
Really long Queues.
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