Can any of you think of any jokes about ejector chairs? I am trying to think of one for a powerpoint
So far all i have come up with is. something about helicopters
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A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin
The human pilot realized it was unrecoverable and shouted, "Computer, initiate automated ejection sequence."
After a long silence, the computer responded, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
Smirking, the crafty, old-school pilot muttered, "I knew the...
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