Since everyone knows he cheated, Lance Armstrong will only drink at home now.
He just can’t handlebars anymore.
A father has a 8 year old kid named Jimmy that was always too afraid to ride a bike.
The dad says to Jimmy “Today is the day that you learn to ride a bike” Jimmy responds “Dad, you know I can’t” His dad replies with “Jimmy you have to learn how to ride a bike” Jimmy refused to attempt it so his dad literally picked him up and put him on a bike. The dad was persistent in try...
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the devils daughter
The devil had a very beautiful daughter, but because of her patronage, she was very lonely. she begged her father to bring her a man that would love her. he agreed on the condition that she hide her horns, so she wouldn't scare off her potential suitors. the devil brought three men to meet his daug...