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Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English

Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.

After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class...

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children.

May I recommend swimming lessons?

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