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Following England in the world cup...

Every time England play I try to get in the spirit so when they played Tunisia I had a kebab, when they played Panama I treated myself to a cigar, when they played Belgium I pulled out the chocolates, can’t fucking wait for this Colombia game!

french vs german , who won ?

a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend .

"what's wrong ? "

"i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"

"but what have you done ?!"

"do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french...

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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