What do Thanksgiving and the Kurds have in common?


America loves them and Turkey would prefer they didn't exist.

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Why are the Turkish and the Kurds enemies?

They taste good on their own but together they're crap

Saddam and little miss muffet

What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet got in common?

They both had Kurds in their whey.

Why is the Turkish President like Little Miss Muffett?

They both have Kurds in their way

What food pairing does Trump care least about?

Cheese Kurds and Turkey

Why don't they like cheese in Turkey?

Because they despise letting the Kurds have their way.

What do Mountain Turks and cottage cheese have in common?

They’re both just Kurds.

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What do the US and pervy cheesemakers have in common?

They both fuck the Kurds.

Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East..

They should check out Qatar George...
He knows all the Kurds.

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In class 92-1 of Infantry Officer Basic course we were in a large lecture hall in building 4 at Ft. Benning, GA. Desert Storm had just finished less than a year previously and we were one of the first classes of new infantry officers to get a look at all the cool intelligence from Iraq. We were th...

Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East?

He had a way with Kurds.

I've been working as an archaeologist in Iraq for a number of years now...

I've really been enjoying my time there and feel my work in the field is bringing a small amount of joy to the lives of citizens who have known great violence and terror.

I was recently working in a separatist region of the country, on a dig. All of a sudden we discovered a dinosaur fossil th...

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