My brother has Aspergers. When you give him a Rubik's cube it takes him like 12 seconds to...
... say “Thank you“.
I think that ultra-violet light might have Asperger's.
Its definitely on the spectrum.
The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome.
I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or...
As a kid, I was bullied because I had aspergers
Thank the good lord above they never found out I had ascheese as well
Two men meet for the first time
The first says “Hi I’m Alex, and something you should know about me is that I have Asperger’s so if I ever seem like I’m being dense forgive me, I have trouble with taking things literally” “Can you give an example” “Yes”
You know, people are always telling me how I dont communicate right or dont understand emotions.
You know what i say to that?
Kiss my ASPERGERS!
(Joke curtousy of my Autistic coworker and good friend)