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Stockholm Syndrome Jokes

I’m reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome

I didn’t like it at first, but it’s growing on me.

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I liked it.

I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome

It captured me even though i didnt like it at first, but by the end i absolutely loved it

I just finished reading a book on Stockholm syndrome

I didn't care for it much at first, but after a while i could 't put it down.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome.

Any takers?

A joke about my parents marriage

My Dad: "I might be stupid but you love me"

My Mom: "Yeah well after almost thirty years together, you kinda start to feel a certain way"

Me: "Yeah, it's called Stockholm syndrome"

My friend refuses to leave Sweden. She said Sweden is actually nice and deserves sympathy.

I think she's developed Stockholm Syndrome

Why do Swedish people love their country?

Because they have Stockholm syndrome

How does Bill become Law?

Stockholm Syndrome......

People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there...

But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.

I've been living in Sweden for a long time and it's been quite comfortable…

…but then it might just be Stockholm syndrome.

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...

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