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So i was banging this fat girl

I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.

"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.

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I was having a poo in the train toilet today, when some guy knocked on the door...

It was one of those guys that checks if the passenger has bought a ticket or got into the train illegally. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem," I sa...

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