Sweetcorn Jokes

I pulled my out of this fat girl's , then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

"Your ?" I asked, disgusted.

"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.

It was one of those guys that checks if the passenger has bought a ticket or got into the train illegally. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a !"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem," I sa... read more