What do you do when a pollack throws a grenade at you
Pull the pin and throw it back
three construction workers eat lunch together on the roof everyday, an irishman, and italian, and a pollack.
so the the irishman opens his lunch and its corned beef hash, and he exclaims "I swear to god everyday i eat this corned beef I'm sick of it! if my wife makes it for me again i'm going to jump off this roof!" then the Italian guy opens his lunch "Prosciutto and mozzarella again! next time my wife ma...
What happened to the Pollack that tried to blow up a car?
He burnt his lips on the tail pipe
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Polish guy buys a ticket to a movie.
One minute later he buys another ticket. Another minute later he buys yet another ticket. Finally, the gal at the ticket booth say, “Why do you keep buying multiple tickets to the same film?”
The Pollack says, “Every time I try to enter the theater, this asshole rips my ticket up!”
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
He immediately unleashes a vicious roundhouse kick, decapitating a rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist in one blow. At the next table, he beard-punches a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, killing all three. Three bouncers, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pollack, were dismembered in seconds.