One day, he went to a clothing store to do some shopping. One of the clerks went to help him find something he liked. First the clerk brought Dante a nylon shirt.
Dante nodded and took it from the clerk.
The clerk then brought Dante some leather pants.
Dante nodded again and als...
My friend Dante was a big PETA supporter, but suddenly started protesting against them.
Dante’s in fur now.
What did Virgil say when Dante looked unwell?
Hey man, you look like you've been through hell
How does Satan like his pasta?
Al Dante
Do you think Dante meant for his work to be taken literally?
Or do you think he meant it as an Alighieri?
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A football team loses its star player Dante Dicks due to an injury...
The next day, the paper reads "Team will play without Dicks."
Outraged, the team manager demands that the newspaper change the title and resubmit their article.
The next day, the headline reads "Team to play with Dicks out."
Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno
They're calling it, "101 Damnations."
Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present
Three brothers, named Dante, Buddy, and Tyler each decided to get their dad a special birthday present.
Dante bragged, "Since Dad likes to golf, I'm going to to get him a set of golf bags for the old man."
Buddy said, "You know how Dad loves to go bird hunting? I've decided to get him...
How long do you cook your pasta in Hell?
Until it’s Al Dante!
I’m not proud of it. But I still like it.
An athiest wakes up in hell.
He looks around confused at the bright shining sun and the best beach party he's ever seen. People are singing and dancing, laughing and playing, splashing in the crystal water and drinking, just having the best time.
Shortly the devil walks up to him wearing shorts, hat, and raising a g...
What is the most popular song in hell?
Burn baby burn, Dantes inferno!
You know what place has great pasta?
Hell.
I hear everything is Al Dante
What do you call something that is superfluous on Law & Order?
Re-DUN DUN-dant
German Heaven and Hell
During Dante's journey through Heaven, Beatrice leads him to a circle of Heaven and tells him: "This is German heaven. You can only enter if you are guided by a German. This is why Gutenberg will guide you there". Gutenberg shows Dante German heaven – a big factory, where good Germans work hard. "If...
Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass
or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno.
Let's get this thread ballin'.
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