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Surrendering Jokes

Putin: There’s a lot less Ukrainian soldiers surrendering than I expected.

Putin’s stooge: It’s fewer, Mr. President.

Putin: Don’t call me that. Yet.

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Surrendering to Germany is like fucking a horse

You only have to do it once to be remembered for it

Soviet era joke from my friend

A man walked into the Kremlin and told the receptionist: "I am a spy, I want to surrender to the Soviet government". The receptionist asked "Alright, what's your nationality?" "I'm American" the man replied. The receptionist checked his booklet and said "American spy, surrendering... Go to room 107....

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

I think my brother is making too much french toast

Because he keeps surrendering them to me.

Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced?

Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German.

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