Abdicate Jokes - 4 Hilarious Abdicate Jokes

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There was a king ready to abdicate.

So he brought in his 3 sons. He tells them, "Each of you will receive a trial, the first to complete their trial will become king."

Beginning with his eldest son, a brave and foolhardy man of great stature he says, "You are to bring me your grandmother's emerald ring, lost decades ago in the ...

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

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I love these definitions!

\-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

\-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

\-- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

\-- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. ...

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A ship is sinking. The captain gathers all of the crew members and says "As you may know, the captain goes down with the ship."

Then he says to one of the seamen: "Therefore I shall promote you to the rank of captain of this vessel and abdicate my authority."

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