what do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel and a hairstylist's poodle?
A Cocker Poodle Doo!
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What do you get when a hairstylist lies about what they've eaten?
Sham-poo.
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"I really don't think you have a case, sir," said the detective as my wife washed her hair and cried from the bathroom.
"How can you say that?!" I demanded. "That hairstylist is a monster!"
"Look, sir, I can't just go around arresting every barber that gives a bad haircut." He glanced at his notes. "Even if he made her 'look like Captain Kirk.'"
"I never said he made her look like Captain Kirk!" I barke...
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You're a Savage Warrior. You're a barbarian. You come from a city in Iran. You're a Barbar Barbarian.
You're known for hanging around your favorite drinking establishment. You're a Barbar bar barbarian.
You get exiled. You're a barred Barbar bar barbarian.
You get a job cutting hair. You're a barred Barbar bar barbarian barber.
You are the exclusive hairstylist of a popular chil...
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