"I really don't think you have a case, sir," said the detective as my wife washed her hair and cried from the bathroom.
"How can you say that?!" I demanded. "That hairstylist is a monster!"
"Look, sir, I can't just go around arresting every barber that gives a bad haircut." He glanced at his notes. "Even if he made her 'look like Captain Kirk.'"
"I never said he made her look like Captain Kirk!" I barke...