I feel very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles
So I have signed a partition
My best friend is strongly against medication.
He's never around when I'm on my anti-psychotic medication.
I strongly recommend against stitching up your own wounds.
But if you insist, suture self.
A woman smelling strongly of hard liquor wakes up in a police station, dazed and confused.
She asks the first police officer she sees, "Why am I here?"
"For drinking," replies the officer.
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"That's great," says the woman, "when do we start?"
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man a...
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
What has two legs and bleeds very strongly?
Half a cat.
I’m strongly against elephant poaching.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
People are strongly attracted to yo momma
because of her gravitational force.
A large study shows that educational achievement and earned income strongly correlated with height.
A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.
I am strongly against parents vaccinating their kids.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
Two Irish hunters from Belfast hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours." <...
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!”
The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?”
My dad is strongly against my gambling addiction.
He's no better
I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.
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1 dollar for dirty joke
I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Me: “asstasticbum”
Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, the...
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