I feel very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles
So I have signed a partition
Two Irish hunters from Belfast hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as you...
I strongly recommend against stitching up your own wounds.
But if you insist, suture self.
A woman smelling strongly of hard liquor wakes up in a police station, dazed and confused.
She asks the first police officer she sees, "Why am I here?"
"For drinking," replies the officer.
"That's great," says the woman, "when do we start?"
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So, you're in a bar and want to have a bit of fun and impress someone.
While you're leading up to this, you should take a bar napkin and rip it in into little 1" squares. Make a fist, and stick the squares in the middle of it.
So then you say to the person you're going to impress, "How...
I strongly believe women are like fine wine.
They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese are arguing where Adam and Eve were from.
The American says, "Adam and Eve must be American. Look at how much they love freedom - they have everything they could ever want in the Garden of Eden, yet they still pursue the one single thing that they're forbidden from by God. To love absolute freedom so much, they must be American!"
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
A large study shows that educational achievement and earned income strongly correlated with height.
A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.
I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.
What has two legs and bleeds very strongly?
Half a cat.
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man a...
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!”
The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?”
I’m strongly against elephant poaching.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
I am strongly against parents vaccinating their kids.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
People are strongly attracted to yo momma
because of her gravitational force.
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Putin goes undercover
Putin goes undercover as a drill sergeant. Talking to a new recruit, he asks
- Where are you from, private? - Sir, St. Petersburg - Oh, I'm from there too. Who's your father? - Sir, my father is President Vladimir Putin. - That is impossible, how can that be? - Sir, people alwa...
My dad is strongly against my gambling addiction.
He's no better
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "things are great, and I've never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, doc?" The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story...