Strongly Jokes

So I have signed a partition

He's never around when I'm on my anti-psychotic medication.

But if you insist, suture self.

She asks the first police officer she sees, "Why am I here?"

"For drinking," replies the officer.

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"That's great," says the woman, "when do we start?"

Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.

I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside

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So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.

Half a cat.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

because of her gravitational force.

A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.

They should have a medical professional do it for them.

They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.

The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
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The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?”

He's no better

I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.