They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
A large study shows that educational achievement and earned income strongly correlated with height.
A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.
I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.
What has two legs and bleeds very strongly?
Half a cat.
People are strongly attracted to yo momma
because of her gravitational force.
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man a...
I am strongly against parents vaccinating their kids.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!”
The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?”
I’m strongly against elephant poaching.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
My dad is strongly against my gambling addiction.
He's no better
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The great detective Herlock Sholmes was hired to investigate the disappearance of one of the most important political figures in the nation.
He was quickly briefed on the current situation: at two in the morning, a young woman named Andrea had been captured by an unknown party. Now normally, a kidnapping wouldn’t be something to call in the great Herlock Sholmes for, but Andrea was a special case.
In the nation of Modgasia, the go...