They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
A large study shows that educational achievement and earned income strongly correlated with height.
A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.
I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.
*One never knows,,, A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"
One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew he...
What has two legs and bleeds very strongly?
Half a cat.
I strongly believe in karma.
Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.
I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside
The homeless man a...
People are strongly attracted to yo momma
because of her gravitational force.
I am strongly against parents vaccinating their kids.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!”
The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?”
I’m strongly against elephant poaching.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
My dad is strongly against my gambling addiction.
He's no better
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A man and his husband...
Were talking one evening over dinner when the more effeminate one expressed he was feeling a bit down in the dumps. The husband enquired as to what was happening...
Twink: “Well, I’m not feeling very ‘manly’ lately”.
Bear: “Oh hun, you are you and I love you, but why?”