A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'.

Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.

Why do relationships between string instruments never work out?

They always result in domestic violins.

I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.

I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.

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