A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."
Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The ...
A man and his wife are saying their goodbyes as he is nearing death.
"my love" he says "I have to confess to you before I die. I've been unfaithful. We've been married for nearly fifty years and and once, only once, after we had been married for several years, I strayed. Please forgive me!"
The wife moves from his side and goes to the hope chest at the end of ...
A Catholic priest and a Reverend walk by a brothel
The Reverend stops and says: "I'll head inside, just to check on these poor girls, to make sure they haven't strayed too far from the ways of our Lord." When he gets back out he turns to the priest and says: "Well, it's just better with my wife."
Sure enough the priest heads inside as well...
Welsh joke *long*
This was told to me 35 years ago by Boyd Clack (google him for his works)
Small welsh village and the local vicar has been told that his sermon this week needs to be about the doctrine of the Church of Wales as there had been lots of rumours about the village of ghost sightings.
"and m...
The Rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said, “I think I ...
An expecting father
John was always a loving husband. For years he was constantly on beck and call. He never strayed from his wife Marla and Marla adored John. For years and years John and Marla attempted to have children. They went to fertility clinics, they sought guidance from multiple specialists, and even tried al...
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane
Naturally they start chatting; as clergy, they have a lot in common.
After a while, the priest says to the rabbi, "Look, I know you guys aren't supposed to eat any pork or bacon or whatever, but... have you really *never* even tasted it?" And the rabbi admits that, well, he wasn't that relig...
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Three nuns were travelling to church...
Unfortunately, on the way there, they had a nasty accident and all died.
When they reached the pearly gates of heaven, they were greeted by Saint Peter himself.
He greeted them and explained, “Before I let you pass into Heaven, I must ask if any of you have ever strayed from the path, ...
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