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What does the crime stoppers hot line and a gloryhole have in common?

The tips will always remain anonymous

What substance is just as effective against crime stoppers as it is against criminals?

Criptonite.

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In an attempt to make up for poor sales, the Willy Wonka company is branching out and making a line if chastity belts

They're calling them "Everlasting Knob Stoppers".

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