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Blocker Jokes

Guys, don't install Ad Blocker

I did, and now hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more :(

Ever since I installed AdBlocker

There are no more hot singles in my area waiting to meet

What's the worst part about Ad Blockers?

Suddenly, there's no more hot moms in my area who want to meet up anymore

I disabled my popup blocker earlier today...

...or as some people call it, got a divorce.

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What's the opposite of a cock blocker?

A Rooster Booster

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I was desperate and I couldn't get a date with a girl to save my life until...

I swiped right on a blind date, a profile picture. She asked me to pick her up, so i did, but I wasn't expecting much. I went up to the door expecting 400 lbs of desperation, but she answer the door 5 foot 2 with baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde curls and all the right curves in all the right place...

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A man inherited a farm and decided to remodel it...

He had a great business idea. Turn it into a country vacation destination. Tours for kids, horseback and wagon rides. Learn to milk cows the old fashioned way. Eat fresh farm raised food... Well, he encountered one problem.

There was an ornery old rooster that didn't like strangers hanging a...

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(NSFW) Since I got ad-blocker, less women in my area want to have sex with me.

Obviously, ad-blocker is a huge turn off.

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What do you call a hen with a shield?

A cock blocker

Ritalin

Should be called ADD blocker.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?

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You don't see a lot of chickens in Cubism

I guess no one likes a Cock Blocker.

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

OMG!! I used to be SOOOOOOO popular with the local ladies!!!

THen I got ad-blocker

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Stephen Hawkins dick joke

The smartest man in the world literally went onto a stage and said
I can now get erections, the doctors disabled my pop up blocker

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Ads can get you laid

Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared.

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If South Carolina is the Game Cocks

Their offensive line would be the cock blockers

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