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Star Wars Movie Jokes

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?

He played the force.

My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD

I’ve been watching the Star Wars movies, and I realized something

It’s not that big of a shock that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.


I mean, they have the same no’s.

I’m so old...

A good Star Wars movie came out AFTER I was born.

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