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Stampeding Jokes

how do you stop an elephant from stampeding?

Cut its stampeder off.

What do you call a stampeding herd of Llama?

THE ALPACALYPSE

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Farm kid writes letter home after joining Marines....

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am ge...

Did you hear about the farmer?

Apparently he was tending to his sheep, but something mustā€™ve spooked them as they started stampeding.
Poor farmer died of a herd attack.

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Three cowboys sat around a fire...

Three cowboys sat around a fire comparing who was tougher. The first one said, I once had to kill a bear with my bare hands. The second cowboy said, I once had to punch a stampeding bull and knock him out cold. The third cowboy sat in silence, staring at the fire, slowly stirring the embers with his...

Two men were being led to the gallows in the public square...

The square was packed with people, wagons, vendor's stalls, children and farm animals.

Suddenly, a large bull bellowed loudly and broke loose from it's enclosure. It began rampaging through the crowd, knocking over stalls, running down people, goring anyone who got in it's way. People started...

A farmer is walking across a field and sees a well...

so he picks up a rock and throws it inside to see how deep it is.

He doesn't hear a splash, so he picks up a piece of wood and throws it into the well, but alas, still no splash.

He starts to get very angry from thirst and looks around desperately. He sees an anvil and heaves it into t...

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