The FBI recently found a common link amoung those that stormed the capital on the January 6th riots.
Turns out they all shop at Traitor Joes.
Why were there so few capitol police during Jan 6th riots?
Well you can’t make them work when they already booked the day off to attend the protest!
I hear they are calling the riots yesterday 'The Capitol Blizzard'
Makes Sense.... They caused lots of destruction, Was full of snowflakes, And a whole lot of White.
Why are people so scared of the riots?
The flu kills way more people every year
So President Trump got into his Bunker because of the Riots.
As a german Guy I can say from experience that from this moment its not getting any better.
Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they'll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this "Wall" thing will last forever, just remember...
People will eventually get over it.
I've heard that after last night's riots in the city centre, 8 of my mum's sisters are going to be standing by some damaged buildings all night holding candles.
You can't beat vigil aunties....
They're only called patriots if they come from the Pat region in France
otherwise, they are just sparkling riots
I cannot understand why they don’t call the riots in Hong Kong
Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed?
Because white people have work in the morning.
I know how to stop all these riots.
Play the national anthem, they'll all sit down.
I've been transferred to Baltimore...
Bob was sitting on the plane, waiting to fly to Baltimore, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, obviously in fear.
"What's the matter," Bob asked, "flying bother you?"
"No, I've been transferred to Baltimore. I've heard things are te...
What was left in CVS after the Detroit riots?
Condoms and father day cards.
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After a series of city-wide riots, the mayor of Los Angeles imposed the harshest curfew ever: anyone outdoors after 10 pm will be shot on sight!
On the very first night of the curfew, a cop shot a black kid dead at 9:45. The police chief dragged the cop in for questioning.
"What the hell you doing shooting a guy before the curfew even started!?"
"Sir, I know where that guy lives. He never would have made it home in time!"
I had a joke about the Baltimore Riots
But someones already stolen it :(
The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.
That'll cause riots.
Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals?
If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee.
I'll show myself out.