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Orgy Jokes

What’s the difference between a casual dress party and an orgy with pirates?

One, you come as you are, and the other, you “arrr” as you cum!

I thought about attending an orgy

But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just repost this joke on Reddit...

What is considered the polite way to end an orgy?

Thank everyone for coming!

What do you call an orgy with 8 women?

Octopus.

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Have you heard about the orgy at the campground?

It’s fucking in tents.

Why can’t a pirate go to a orgy?

Because he wants all the booty for himself

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A pervert watched a bunch of numbers have an orgy through a window

Some were 69ing, 7 ate 9's ass, you get the picture.

After a while they started to cum in descending order (20, 19, 18, etc.) until 2 came and saw the perv in the window. He got scared and ran away, never looking back.

He never saw that one coming.

What do you call an orgy in Alabama?

A family reunion

I hosted a terrible orgy last weekend

Nobody came

Having a duck orgy at my house...

If anyone wants to come on down.

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I thought the campsite orgy was going to be kind of boring...

But it turned out to be fucking in tents.

You heard what the Norse God of Thunder said to the girl after the orgy?

He said, “Hi, I’m Thor.”

She replied, “You’re thor? I’m tho thor I could hardly pith.”

You are cordially invited to an orgy!

No need to RSVP. Everyone who isn’t coming is going.

Explaining a joke is a bit like an STD at an orgy

Generally everyone gets it in the end but it’s not really funny

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

I passed out at the bottom of a multi-species orgy.

I don't know what came over me.

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Why did the Asexual orgy not work out?

No one came.

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What's the difference between a bad comedian and Mike Tyson getting kicked out of an orgy?

One fucks up the punchline, the other punches up the fuck-line

What’s the policy for the buffet at the orgy?

First Come First Serve.

The only problem with having an orgy is,

you don’t know who to thank afterwards..

- The late great Rodney Dangerfield..

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Did you hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking intense.

A mathematician's son asks him:" dad, what is an orgy?"

The Mathematician replies:" 230 divided by 3.3."

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What do you call a bunch of ugly people in a flying car having an orgy because they feel sorry for each other?

A shitty pity gang bang.

What sentence can be heard in an orgy of private detectives?

"It's all coming together"

You guys hear about the orgy?

Everyone came

What do you call an orgy involving famous musicians?

A release party.

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What would one of the Beatles say during an orgy?

Cum together, right now, over me.

What can you say both at an orgy and while apologizing?

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

What was the first orgy called?

The big BANG

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I'm going to throw a pirate orgy.

It's cum as you arrrr.

Yeah, it’s an orgy but we still have rules!

Come on people!

What do you call an orgy during a pandemic?

A super spreader event.

If you throw a bad orgy...

people won't want to come anymore.

My friends forced me into their orgy last night.

I succumbed to peer pleasure.

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What do you call an overly complicated orgy at a monastery?

A cloister fuck.

NSFW My friend invited me to a orgy

I asked "how many people are going to be there?"

He said " Three if you invite your girlfriend!!"

The Houses of Parliament is like an orgy.

A lot of pricks standing around desperate to get attention.

I was in an orgy last year

It was strange, but my family has always had weird thanksgivings

How does a ghost orgy end?

With a Boo!kake

Why did the blind guy not go to the orgy?

He had no idea who would be coming.

I’m going to start hosting Christmas orgys

It’s a time when we should all come together

A woman was having an orgy with 3 army men, then she heard her husband coming in the house...

She frantically told the 3 guys to gather all their uniforms and hide in the balcony, and they did. The husband greeted her and didn't suspect a thing. She tried to distract him from going to the balcony but then he became adamant about grilling since it was so nice outside. He opened the balcony do...

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I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night.

Nobody came.

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My best friend invited me to an orgy camp

It was fucking in tents!

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What do you call 1000 couples having an orgy?

A metric fuck ton.

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Did you hear about the 35 people that caught COVID at an orgy?

It was a real cluster fuck...

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What do you call a couple of Doppelgängers having a sex orgy?

Doppelgängerbangers

We should have an orgy with all the Dr. Seuss characters

Whos with me

What do you call a bunch of chinese bears at an orgy?

A pandemonium.

My friend went to an orgy for people born in July

Now she's telling me she came home with crabs

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I went to a cannibal orgy the other day

It was first cum first served

Planning a dinner party in 2020 is like planning an orgy.

It's taboo, risks spreading disease, and you gotta know the people you invite will be into it.

Where’s the best place to be at a Heroin Orgy?

Smack bang in the middle of all of it!

The Norse gods are sleeping off an orgy...

The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!”

The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!

(Kinda an aural joke. If you could say it out loud it might work better.)

What do you call an orgy with people that have Gonorrhea?

A round of applause.

I’ve never been in an orgy but

I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try and play pick-up basketball. Like, no one passes me the ball; everyone asks me to keep my shirt on.

What do you call a slimy, Pokemon orgy?

A Mukbang.

What do you say when everyone goes home after an orgy?

Thanks for coming everybody!

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

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I had to change the date for my orgy, and everyone was pissed.

It's really hard getting 20 people to come together.

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I never get to participate in an orgy.

I always come too early.

A cannibal went to an orgy...

He really enjoyed it. In fact he had a ball!

How do you decide who was the best in an orgy

A general erection

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What do you call a same-sex lion orgy?

Gay Pride.

One night, I did an insane amount of drugs and ended up at the bottom of a multi-species orgy.

I don't know what came over me.

Why'd the nervous couple leave the orgy early?

They were afraid that someone would come between them.

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What did the unicorn say at the horse orgy?

"I feel really horny."

What do you call an orgy with dudes from different races?

Mixed nuts

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What do you call an orgy on a rond-a-bout?

A sexual revolution

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