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Did you hear about the orgy at the campground?

It was fucking in-tents

I organised an orgy,

but nobody came.

My friends forced me into their orgy last night.

I succumbed to peer pleasure.

What do you call a orgy in Alabama?

A family gathering

You are cordially invited to an orgy!

No need to RSVP. Everyone who isn’t coming is going.

What’s the policy for the buffet at the orgy?

First come first serve.

What do you call an orgy with a coronavirus patient?

A mega leg spreader

How do you die in an orgy?

You get run over by the train.

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Ever been to a turkey orgy? #NSFW

A cluck’n’fuck

Why can’t a pirate go to a orgy?

Because he wants all the booty for himself

I tried to throw a big orgy last night, but It was a bit of a disappointment

nobody came

John planned a big orgy but accidentally only invited ugly people.

Nobody came.

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

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What would one of the Beatles say during an orgy?

Cum together, right now, over me.

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What do you call a couple of Doppelgängers having a sex orgy?

Doppelgängerbangers

A chef decides he wants to leave the chef orgy he was attending

I guess his thyme had cum

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A man walks into a brothel.

He goes up to the lady at the front desk and says, “good afternoon, I have 5 dollars what can I get?” She replies, “uhh we have a room, but it’s not that impressive, second door on the right.” The man hands the women the 5 dollars and goes to the room. He opens the door and sees a table, chicken, lu...

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I had to change the date for my orgy, and everyone was pissed.

It's really hard getting 20 people to come together.

I had an orgy with the Disney princesses

and one of them gave me crabs

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I'm going to throw a pirate orgy.

It's cum as you arrrr.

What do you call a bunch of chinese bears at an orgy?

A pandemonium.

What do you call a physicist orgy?

The Big Bang

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What do you call an orgy in Nebraska?

Shuck n' Fuck.

What is the hardest part of an orgy?

The awkward drive home with your mom.

My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.

But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.

I didn’t know what an orgy was so I decided to do a bunch of research.

It’s all coming together.

The Houses of Parliament is like an orgy.

A lot of pricks standing around desperate to get attention.

Planning a dinner party in 2020 is like planning an orgy.

It's taboo, risks spreading disease, and you gotta know the people you invite will be into it.

Where’s the best place to be at a Heroin Orgy?

Smack bang in the middle of all of it!

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What does Optimus Prime say when it is time to leave the orgy?

"Autobots, PULL OUT!"

Explaining a joke is a bit like an STD at an orgy

Generally everyone gets it in the end but it’s not really funny

If you throw a bad orgy...

people won't want to come anymore.

I just can't believe I passed out at the bottom of a multi-species orgy.

I don't know what came over me.

One night, I did an insane amount of drugs and ended up at the bottom of a multi-species orgy.

I don't know what came over me.

Why did the blind guy not go to the orgy?

He had no idea who would be coming.

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My best friend invited me to an orgy camp

It was fucking in tents!

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What do you call a bunch of ugly people in a flying car having an orgy because they feel sorry for each other?

A shitty pity gang bang

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Orgy at the Zoo

(row row row your boat tune)
Fuck fuck fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Sixty nine a porcupine. Orgy at the zoo.

I’m going to start hosting Christmas orgys

It’s a time when we should all come together

Having a duck orgy at my house...

If anyone wants to come on down.

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I went to a cannibal orgy the other day

It was first cum first served

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You hear about the guy who walked into a camel orgy?

He went to the store for a fuckin’ pack of Camels, after all

NSFW My friend invited me to a orgy

I asked "how many people are going to be there?"

He said " Three if you invite your girlfriend!!"

I thought about attending an orgy

But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just repost this joke on Reddit...

Going to an orgy in the South is a lot like going to Olive Garden

When you’re there you’re family.

What do you say when everyone goes home after an orgy?

Thanks for coming everybody!

How does a ghost orgy end?

With a Boo!kake

I was in an orgy last year

It was strange, but my family has always had weird thanksgivings

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What do you call 1000 couples having an orgy?

A metric fuck ton.

My friend was bragging in a bar about having an orgy at school when he was younger.

It would have been pretty cool, but we knew he was homeschooled.

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For the longest time I refused to attend PTA meetings because I couldn't stand the fact that each one ended with an orgy.

But eventually, I had to come on principal.

How do you decide who was the best in an orgy

A general erection

What do you call an orgy with people that have Gonorrhea?

A round of applause.

I went to an undertale orgy

It would have been fun, but nobody came

A woman was having an orgy with 3 army men, then she heard her husband coming in the house...

She frantically told the 3 guys to gather all their uniforms and hide in the balcony, and they did. The husband greeted her and didn't suspect a thing. She tried to distract him from going to the balcony but then he became adamant about grilling since it was so nice outside. He opened the balcony do...

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I thought the campsite orgy was going to be kind of boring...

But it turned out to be fucking in tents.

The Norse gods are sleeping off an orgy...

The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!”

The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!

(Kinda an aural joke. If you could say it out loud it might work better.)

What do you call a daydreamer at an orgy?

Lost in thots

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My first orgy was like my first baseball game...

'Cept there were loads more balls and somehow more family members came.

What do you call an all male orgy?

A Swap Meat

I have to admit I hosted a super spreader event last weekend.

Luckily no one who attended the orgy caught CoVid.

Having an orgy and buffet combo was a bad idea

I'm so stuffed

It Was All Fun And Games At The ISIS Orgy

That was until someone blew their load.

I opened my son's bedroom door and there was an orgy happening. I was livid.

That they noticed me standing there so soon...

I’ve never been in an orgy but

I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try and play pick-up basketball. Like, no one passes me the ball; everyone asks me to keep my shirt on.

What do you call an orgy with dudes from different races?

Mixed nuts

Do you know why I don't do orgy's?

If I wanted to disappoint large feoups of people I would repost on r/Jokes.

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A man dies and goes to hell...

He arrives in hell to find Satan standing behind a podium, like a game show host, there are 3 doors behind him, marked 1,2 and 3, coloured Red, White and Blue.

The man walks up to Satan, Satan says “ Choose a door, but beware, once in you cannot leave” The man asks “ well what’s behind the do...

Attempt to set world record orgy falls short of its goal ...

"Not enough people came" - Stephen Colbert

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[nsfw] did you guys hear about the great Native American orgy?

It was fucking intents!

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I never get to participate in an orgy.

I always come too early.

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What do you call an orgy on a rond-a-bout?

A sexual revolution

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What did the unicorn say at the horse orgy?

"I feel really horny."

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My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why.

It's a fucking mystery.

What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way orgy with 4 other hydrogen atoms?

Ammoooaaanium

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

What do you call an orgy without protection?

The Big Bang, as a lot of existence just got started.

Why'd the nervous couple leave the orgy early?

They were afraid that someone would come between them.

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What do you call a 2000 pound orgy in a church graveyard?

A Sexton.

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So, God, Jesus, Mohammed and Allah are having an orgy...

... Holy fuck.

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