What do you cal an orgy in Alabama?

A family reunion

Who gets the first sandwich at an orgy?

It's first come first served.

I hosted a terrible orgy last weekend

Nobody came

What’s the policy for the buffet at the orgy?

First Come First Serve.

What can you say both at an orgy and while apologizing?

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

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Did you hear about the 35 people that caught COVID at an orgy?

It was a real cluster fuck...

God Of Thunder

Awakening the morning after an orgy, the god of thunder was stretching sleepily when he noticed a beautiful Valkyrie standing in the doorway. “Good morning,” he said. “I’m Thor”. She replied “ You’re Thor? I’m tho thor I can hardly pith.”

A worm climbs out of a plate of spaghetti and says…

that was one hell of an orgy

What do you call an orgy during a pandemic?

A super spreader event.

Why can’t a pirate go to a orgy?

Because he wants all the booty for himself

You are cordially invited to an orgy!

No need to RSVP. Everyone who isn’t coming is going.

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Did you hear about the orgy at the circus?

It was fucking intense.

A mathematician's son asks him:" dad, what is an orgy?"

The Mathematician replies:" 230 divided by 3.3."

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What do you call an overly complicated orgy at a monastery?

A cloister fuck.

How do you die in an orgy?

You get run over by the train.

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What would one of the Beatles say during an orgy?

Cum together, right now, over me.

I tried to throw a big orgy last night, but It was a bit of a disappointment

nobody came

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

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I'm going to throw a pirate orgy.

It's cum as you arrrr.

My friends forced me into their orgy last night.

I succumbed to peer pleasure.

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Ever been to a turkey orgy? #NSFW

A cluck’n’fuck

My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.

But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.

What do you call an orgy between planets?

The Big Bang.

What do you call a bunch of chinese bears at an orgy?

A pandemonium.

I had an orgy with the Disney princesses

and one of them gave me crabs

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What does Optimus Prime say when it is time to leave the orgy?

"Autobots, PULL OUT!"

Explaining a joke is a bit like an STD at an orgy

Generally everyone gets it in the end but it’s not really funny

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What do you call a couple of Doppelgängers having a sex orgy?

Doppelgängerbangers

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You know what's fucked up?

A giraffe at a zoo orgy.

One night, I did an insane amount of drugs and ended up at the bottom of a multi-species orgy.

I don't know what came over me.

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So this cowboy goes out riding. Gets captured by natives and is told that now is a holy time so he may live in their camp for 3 days while the holy time comes to a close. The cowboy agrees (like he had a choice)

First day he askes his guard if he can go talk to his horse. The guard wants to k...

The Houses of Parliament is like an orgy.

A lot of pricks standing around desperate to get attention.

I thought about attending an orgy

But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just repost this joke on Reddit...

Why did the blind guy not go to the orgy?

He had no idea who would be coming.

Having a duck orgy at my house...

If anyone wants to come on down.

My friend was bragging in a bar about having an orgy at school when he was younger.

It would have been pretty cool, but we knew he was homeschooled.

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I had to change the date for my orgy, and everyone was pissed.

It's really hard getting 20 people to come together.

If you throw a bad orgy...

people won't want to come anymore.

Planning a dinner party in 2020 is like planning an orgy.

It's taboo, risks spreading disease, and you gotta know the people you invite will be into it.

Where’s the best place to be at a Heroin Orgy?

Smack bang in the middle of all of it!

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What do you call a bunch of ugly people in a flying car having an orgy because they feel sorry for each other?

A shitty pity gang bang

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My best friend invited me to an orgy camp

It was fucking in tents!

NSFW My friend invited me to a orgy

I asked "how many people are going to be there?"

He said " Three if you invite your girlfriend!!"

I’m going to start hosting Christmas orgys

It’s a time when we should all come together

I was in an orgy last year

It was strange, but my family has always had weird thanksgivings

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You hear about the guy who walked into a camel orgy?

He went to the store for a fuckin’ pack of Camels, after all

Going to an orgy in the South is a lot like going to Olive Garden

When you’re there you’re family.

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For the longest time I refused to attend PTA meetings because I couldn't stand the fact that each one ended with an orgy.

But eventually, I had to come on principal.

What do you say when everyone goes home after an orgy?

Thanks for coming everybody!

How does a ghost orgy end?

With a Boo!kake

A woman was having an orgy with 3 army men, then she heard her husband coming in the house...

She frantically told the 3 guys to gather all their uniforms and hide in the balcony, and they did. The husband greeted her and didn't suspect a thing. She tried to distract him from going to the balcony but then he became adamant about grilling since it was so nice outside. He opened the balcony do...

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I went to a cannibal orgy the other day

It was first cum first served

How do you decide who was the best in an orgy

A general erection

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I thought the campsite orgy was going to be kind of boring...

But it turned out to be fucking in tents.

We should have an orgy with all the Dr. Seuss characters

Whos with me

I went to an undertale orgy

It would have been fun, but nobody came

I was invited to an orgy full of twenty five year old girls.

Imagine my surprise when the police were waiting for me.

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A man walks into a brothel.

He goes up to the lady at the front desk and says, “good afternoon, I have 5 dollars what can I get?” She replies, “uhh we have a room, but it’s not that impressive, second door on the right.” The man hands the women the 5 dollars and goes to the room. He opens the door and sees a table, chicken, lu...

It Was All Fun And Games At The ISIS Orgy

That was until someone blew their load.

The Norse gods are sleeping off an orgy...

The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!”

The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!

(Kinda an aural joke. If you could say it out loud it might work better.)

What do you call a daydreamer at an orgy?

Lost in thots

I’ve never been in an orgy but

I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try and play pick-up basketball. Like, no one passes me the ball; everyone asks me to keep my shirt on.

What do you call an orgy with dudes from different races?

Mixed nuts

I opened my son's bedroom door and there was an orgy happening. I was livid.

That they noticed me standing there so soon...

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[nsfw] did you guys hear about the great Native American orgy?

It was fucking intents!

Attempt to set world record orgy falls short of its goal ...

"Not enough people came" - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a slimy, Pokemon orgy?

A Mukbang.

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My friend was bragging about this fucking intense new workout. So I told him about the camping orgy I went to.

Now that was fucking in tents.

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I never get to participate in an orgy.

I always come too early.

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My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why.

It's a fucking mystery.

If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . .

Would it be considered a three-way?

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What do you call an orgy on a rond-a-bout?

A sexual revolution

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Last night I drank a little bit of Jalanese wine and ended up having an orgy.

Four fuck Sake!

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What did the unicorn say at the horse orgy?

"I feel really horny."

What do you call a nitrogen atom having a 5-way orgy with 4 other hydrogen atoms?

Ammoooaaanium

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