There was a Pirate Captain who had an interesting way of pillaging ships..
Prowling the edges of dangerous waters where storms and large reefs were common, the Captain and his crew would pick out the most stricken merchant vessels limping out of a storm, then swiftly close in.
Once their pirate ship was alongside the merchant vessel however, the ...
My husband is best
3 wives are conversing….first says my husband is best: he cooks food and takes care of kids. Second says my husband is best: he does all the household chores and spoils me with presents every day. Third one says shut up! I have the best husband-he goes to therapy 6days in a week and all he tal...
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A fierce jungle tribe always built their houses in the trees
The wood made the floors and the supports, but the houses themselves were made out of thatched grass. The tribe honored those who built the best grass houses.
One day the tribe went to war with a nearby tribe. The warriors fought well and they sacked the tribe's village, taking the rival tr...
Dr. Frankenstein finally became popular enough in his own right to gain unlimited access to cemeteries and morgues for his creations.
I guess to the Victor goes the spoils.
Why do people give rotten food to Victor?
Because to the victor go the spoils.
Sometime in the middle ages, a duke sought to overthrow an earl who was his rival
So he sent a group of his soldiers to sack the earl's castle. As word of the soldiers coming spread through the town outside the castle, most people ran or hid. But as the soldiers passed through the market square, they heard a voice calling "wool for cheap, wool for cheap".
The captain of...
Did you hear about the stoner who had a stash that never went stale or moldy? He used to spend hours stoned just staring at it...
I guess it's true what they say, a watched pot never spoils.
A man walks up to the pearly gates...
"What brings you here, sir?" asks St. Peter
"An incredibly long and arduous fight with the big C" replied the man.
"The big C?"
"Cancer" said the man, solemly.
"Well we have a space for you in gods kingdom, please enter and enjoy unknown spoils for all eternity" said Pet...
Avengers
The journey isnt watching the movie. Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
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