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What do you call a story about freshly picked, wild salad greens that go bad when shipped through the USPS.

A stale trail kale snail mail fail tale.

What do you call pudding that’s starting to go bad?

Off-pudding

Cheese doesn't go bad

It just gets more expensive

Have you ever watched a German sausage go bad?

It goes from brat to wurst.

I was worried my meal at the German restaurant would go badly.

I was prepared for the Wurst.

Your partner for this mission is the man you’ll need in the unlikely event things go badly.

Justin Case

When Putin began his first term in office…

When Putin began his first term in office in 1999, he asked the then outgoing president Boris Yeltsin if he had any advice for him since he, Putin had no prior experience in politics.


Yeltsin reportedly handed him two envelopes and said, if things go bad, open the first envelope. If thing...

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When I was a kid my mum walked in on me masturbating

A little later she had send my dad up to talk to me about it.

"So your mum told me you were, you know... Touching yourself down there - and, ergh... Don't do that son, it'll male your eyes go bad"

I said: "I'm over here dad"

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