What do you call a story about freshly picked, wild salad greens that go bad when shipped through the USPS.

A stale trail kale snail mail fail tale.

What do you call pudding that’s starting to go bad?

Off-pudding

Have you ever watched a German sausage go bad?

It goes from brat to wurst.

Cheese doesn't go bad

It just gets more expensive

I was worried my meal at the German restaurant would go badly.

I was prepared for the Wurst.

Deep freeze prevents things go bad

And my mother in law definitely showed signs of going bad, officer.

It was a logical thing to do.

Your partner for this mission is the man you’ll need in the unlikely event things go badly.

Justin Case

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