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Cheese doesn't go bad

It just gets more expensive
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What do you call pudding that’s starting to go bad?

Off-pudding
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Have you ever watched a German sausage go bad?

It goes from brat to wurst.
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Your partner for this mission is the man you’ll need in the unlikely event things go badly.

Justin Case
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I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...
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When Putin began his first term in office…

When Putin began his first term in office in 1999, he asked the then outgoing president Boris Yeltsin if he had any advice for him since he, Putin had no prior experience in politics.


Yeltsin reportedly handed him two envelopes and said, if things go bad, open the first envelope. If thing...
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