How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?
You take the pizza delivery sign off
In Celebration of my Cake Day, here's a terrible joke: the Olympic Swimmer and his Son
Michael was a famous Olympic Swimmer. Recently retired, it was his dream to continue his legacy by teaching his son the art of swimming. They had practiced for years, and when Michael's son was ready, he was entered into his first ever tournament.
The first round was easy. After all, t...
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
Take the Domino's sign off the roof.
I was studying aerodynamics in physics class the other day...
It was so hard, it blew me away.
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A mathematician, a philosopher, and an idiot come before the gates of heaven.
St. Peter looks over the three of them and says, "Heaven's getting pretty full, so I can only let one of you in. The other two will have to go to hell." So he snaps his fingers and Satan appears.
Satan says, "Each of you can ask me one question. If you can stump me on the first try, you win, ...
Jack and Joe are in prison...
Jack and Joe are in prison, in separate cells, some distance away from each other. Sad little jail cells really, with only a solitary, tiny window to peek into the outside. So they pass the time as best they can by telling each other jokes.
One day, Jack asks , "Got any new jokes, Joe?" ...
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Making it more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds.