The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
Just before breaking up with them, I would treat all my exes to mani-pedis, massages, and give them some spending money.
Father always taught me to leave stuff in better condition than how I found it.
Financial Advisor: "I don't quite know how to break this to you but you're basically broke." Wife: "He's always spending money on stupid stuff!"
Me: "Lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid."
A blonde is on break from college and needs some spending money...
...so she goes around town knocking on doors looking for work. She comes to a sizeable house in a wealthy neighborhood and knocks. An older gentleman answers. "Sir, I'm on college break and desperately need some extra money, are there any jobs you might need done around the house?" The man t...
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Told to me by my boss, quite loudly, while the restaurant was full of customers.
So men are always upset that women don't suck their dick enough. But women are upset about how small dicks have gotten. Well, to fix this problem men have been spending money on penis pumps for years to increase their size. What does the pump do to create this? Suction. So instead of men wasting mon...
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