TIL that Nikola Tesla threw the bomb that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sparking WWI...
Whoops, wrong Serb.
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Two girls walk into a pub.
After a little while, the barman notices that the older one is actually transexual.
The transexual walks up to the bar and says in a deepish voice, "One chardonnay and a large guimess for my sis please."
She takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them up. A few rounds late...
Making a joke out of what just happened
Valentines Day sitting on the bed with my husband
"Honey there's a spark between us"
"I know" Leans in for a kiss
"no my laptop cord is sparking let me unplug it"
A Whodunnit Riddle
A woman is discovered dead in an alley, beaten to death with apparent force. The police found three likely suspects: a local Asian cook, who was single, a Russian construction worker, who had a family of five, and a frail Thai woman, who had one son, and divorced her husband because of the victim....
One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods..
He was out hopping through the woods, enjoying nature. After hopping around for a while he came across Mr. Deer, who was sparking-up a joint. Mr. Rabbit approached him and said, "Mr. Deer, you don't need that stuff. We have all of this beautiful nature to enjoy. Put that out, and come frolic wit...