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Solid State Jokes

What happens when a duck changes from liquid to solid state?

It Quackulates!!

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here?"... (It's not in bad taste.)

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."

"That's quite true," says Satan. "You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever ne...

People say Alaska sucks because it's all ice...

but I think it's a real solid state.

I like my men like I like my external hard drives...

Solid state, and to dump all my history on.


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