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Abominable Jokes

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Some guy just shoved dynamite up a bull's ass.

Simply abominable.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"

"Not-a-Yeti"

very old jokes, but I haven't seen them here before

A male bovine has unfortunately just swallowed a ticking time bomb. How would you describe this situation in one word?

Abominable.

Five minutes later the bomb has detonated leaving little beyond a small hole in the ground. What one word describes the new situation?

Noble.

A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?

Abominable.

I had to put a bomb inside a bull today. So I guess you could say he’s

__*Abominable..*__

I apologize for this ahead of time

So there was this man who lived in Canada. He was bored of his work life, and it was Christmas time, so he decided to go on vacation, and he settled on Mexico. He went to Mexico, and after arriving to his hotel, he decided to ask the man behind the desk about tourist locations. The man told him abou...

Bovine Terrorist Strikes Matador

It was abominable.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable!

(say it out loud, slowly)

The Serengeti suffered a yearlong drought...

The Serengeti suffered a yearlong drought and, to survive, many animals took to eating their own. The Lion King vowed to resist this abominable fate. But his hunger grew until even he had to swallow his pride.

Unfunny Note: So, because it would be unethical to post jokes that are not your own...

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