Rapunzel Jokes - 14 Hilarious Rapunzel Jokes

My son is sort of like rapunzel

But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down.

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I just discovered a major difference between me and Rapunzel.

Rapunzel lets her hair down but I let everybody near me down.

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Rapunzel is not a fairy tale

It's a hairy tale.

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Rapunzel got a haircut recently, but she wasn’t happy afterwards.

She said the experience made her lightheaded.

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel

*sits there laughing to self*

...so lonely..

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My ex-girlfriend reminds me so much of Rapunzel...

Except Rapunzel lets her hair down while my ex lets everyone else in her life down

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How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer?

She uses her hAIR conditioner!

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Rapunzel was just kinky.

She just wanted her hair pulled. She didn't need to be saved.

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I was really looking forward to Disney's portrayal of Rapunzel when Tangled first came out...

...but her hair was such a let down.

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Wanna hear a pun about long hair?

Rapunzel.

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The truth was that Rapunzel didn’t want a prince to save her

She was just kinky and wanted someone to pull her hair

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I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers.

She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.

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What do you call a princess that makes horrible jokes?

Rapunzel.

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I.T. auditor and a Blonde

At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...

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