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Lilies Jokes

Why can’t Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?

He can’t keep the lilies alive.

Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

His lilies always die

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Mom, how did we get our names?

Girl: mom, how did me and my siblings get our names.

Mom: well when I had your sister I was looking over the water and noticed some water lilies, so her name is Floating Lily.

When your brother was born I looked out and noticed that the river was just flowing so peacefully, so I named...

A boy asks his Redditor father about his older sister.

Boy: "Daddy, why is my sister's name Lily?"

Dad: "Because your mother loves lilies".

Boy: "Thanks, dad".

Dad: "No problem, Reposti".

Harry Potter joke

Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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