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Birdhouse Jokes

Why couldn't the little bird get into the birdhouse?

...the door wouldn't budgie!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Papaw and his grandson are out on the porch.

Papaw is building a birdhouse. The grandson looks over and asks, “Papaw, can I do that?”

Papaw thinks for a moment and says, “I don’t know son. Can you stretch your peter between your legs and touch your asshole?”

The grandson thinks for a minute and says, “no.”

Papaw says, “wel...

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