In Texas, close to the border with Mexico, there was a priest who hated Mexicans
That Sunday, after reading the Bible, the priest started his sermon:
"Today we'll reflect on Peter's lie about being a follower of Jesus. That night, Peter acted as a coward and a liar, just like these damn Mexicans we see every day in this town!"
The whole congregation started to shou...
Paddy is about to go into the bar for a little refreshment when he hears someone yelling "Do not go into that house of sin!"
He turns around on the point of telling the interfering busybody to feck off, but he holds his tongue when he sees that it is a nun, and instead he lifts his hat politely and says "Why must I not go in there, holy sister?"
"Because," rages the nun, "it is the devil's brew that they are sellin...