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Santa gets around a lot just like Ludacris.

He ho ho ho's in different area codes.

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How does Ludacris cultivate his land?

With his hoes.

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What did Ludacris say when he used up the last of the toilet paper?

ROLL OUT!

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I told my wife that Will Smith is the best actor/rapper of all time.

She said that’s Ludacris

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what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

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2 pac of eminems for 50 cents?

Man thats ludacris!

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I met this drunk guy at a bar who kept telling everyone he’s a famous rapper.

I think he’s ludacris

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GF: "Did you see Eminem's new rap about Trump?"

Me: "Yes. It was ludacris."

GF: "No, it was Eminem."

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I am over 18

Did you know that there's a Woman Named Eudoxie Mbouguiengue

that's fucking Ludacris.

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