How does Ludacris cultivate his land?

With his hoes.

Ludacris's mansion boasts the world's largest sprinkler system. It's so large...

He's got hose in different area codes.

What did Ludacris say when he used up the last of the toilet paper?

ROLL OUT!

What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?

What is Santa’s favorite Christmas Song?

Area Codes by Ludacris

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

I told my wife that Will Smith is the best actor/rapper of all time.

She said that’s Ludacris

2 pac of eminems for 50 cents?

Man thats ludacris!

Did you hear that the new Fast and Furious movie will only have one character?

The whole thing is Ludacris!

I met this drunk guy at a bar who kept telling everyone he’s a famous rapper.

I think he’s ludacris

GF: "Did you see Eminem's new rap about Trump?"

Me: "Yes. It was ludacris."

GF: "No, it was Eminem."

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