Dmx Jokes - 9 Hilarious Dmx Jokes

DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates

DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old.

Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".

DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."

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Most people don't know that DMX is good at math

When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you

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Trump is like DMX

Because “X gon’ give it to ya.”

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Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

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What did DMX say when he first wore a crew neck sweater?

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?!

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Why does DMX hate sweatshirts?

he dunno where the hood at

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After contracting Covid-19 Famous Rapper DMX has promised to infect every human on earth with the virus.

This is apart of his earlier promise that "X gonna give it to ya"

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My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen

I heard she was a massive DMX fan

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What do you call someone who breaks up with you via DM?

DMX

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