DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates

DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old.

Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".

DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

I was sad to hear about DMX,

But then I remembered all dogs go to heaven.

I asked DMX how to find the value of 'y' in a function

He said "X gon' give it to ya"

I propose that we rename salmonella in honour of DMX.

Because eggs gon’ give it to ya.

Most people don't know that DMX is good at math

When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you

What did DMX say when he first wore a crew neck sweater?

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?!

After contracting Covid-19 Famous Rapper DMX has promised to infect every human on earth with the virus.

This is apart of his earlier promise that "X gonna give it to ya"

Why does DMX hate sweatshirts?

he dunno where the hood at

My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen

I heard she was a massive DMX fan

What do you call someone who breaks up with you via DM?

DMX

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