Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today.

He dropped too many beets.

What is Dr Dre's favourite Chainsaw brand?

Stihl

I heard Dr Dre suffered an aneurysm today.

I know they can cause memory loss. I hope he hasn’t forgot about Dre.

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

A big record label gathered Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Andre 3000 to collaborate on a new album.

Eminem said, "I'll perform."
Dr. Dre said, "I'll produce."
And Andre 3000 said, "I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write!"

Kids these days got Beats by Dre.

Back in the day, I got Beat by my Dad.

Dr Dre isn't a very good doctor

if all his beats are sick

Dr Dre may not be a real medic but...

...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

What did Lucius Malfoy tell Dr. Dre during the annual summer bonfire?

Do you want more s'mores, Dre?

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Dr. Dre is giving up music.

Instead, he has decided to become a shepherd, and raise sheep.

Introducing Bleats by Dre.

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What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne?

Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!

TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico

The child calls him his "PaDre"

Why was Dre's grandma so happy when she found out his career choice?

Because there was finally a Doctor in the family who could perform her hip op.

I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background.

Clearly it had been doctored.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What do you call it when a rapper attacks a loved one?

beats by Dr. Dre

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What does Dr. Dre have in common with a pornstar?

They both have a bleached asshole.

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The true story of cinderella

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but her mom said she had work to do.

So she finished all her chores and asked "please, please, let me go to the ball!"

But mom said she had nothing to wear.

"Oh, i sewwed this dres out of old scraps. Isn't it beautiful?" Cinderella pleaded....

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What is the Hip-hop industry's favourite sex toy?

Beads by Dre.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

You know what the worst part of Grandma's dementia was?

When she forgot about Dre.

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