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Dre Jokes

I forgot about Dre

I was supposed to pick him up at the airport.

DJ Khaled, Dr Dre and Andre 3000 are discussing a new joint project

DJ Khaled says he'll produce

Dr Dre says he'll handle all the performers

Andre 3000 says I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

Why does Dr. Dre make headphones?

Beats me.

Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today.

He dropped too many beets.

I hope Dr. Dre is doing okay.

I would hate it if he thought that we forgot about him.

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What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne?

Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!

TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico

The child calls him his "PaDre"

Dr Dre may not be a real medic but...

...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

A big record label gathered Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Andre 3000 to collaborate on a new album.

Eminem said, "I'll perform."
Dr. Dre said, "I'll produce."
And Andre 3000 said, "I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write I'll write!"

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Dr. Dre is giving up music.

Instead, he has decided to become a shepherd, and raise sheep.

Introducing Bleats by Dre.

What do you call it when a rapper attacks a loved one?

beats by Dr. Dre

I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background.

Clearly it had been doctored.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

You know what the worst part of Grandma's dementia was?

When she forgot about Dre.

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