Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...

"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"

So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"

"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"

Communists make the best snipers

They're natural Marx men.

I had a joke about bad snipers

but I am afraid it won't hit the intended audience.

What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?

Honey I missed you this morning.

Best Finnish joke i know (Does not involve snipers)

2 Finnish Longshoremen complete their hard days work at the port of Kuopio on payday, and decide to go to the local bar to have a fun night.

No words are spoken as they sit down. They look at the bar keep, and one raises his hand, with 2 fingers up.

The bar keep brings 2 shots of Vod...

Expert Marksman

Three snipers are out on the range, bragging about their skills.

“I can out-shoot either of you clowns. See that beer can out beyond the target?” The other two confirm. The first sniper lines up his shot, squeezes off a round and BOOM, can pops up in the air and lands 20 yards back.

...

What kind of restaurants do military snipers prefer?

Take out.

Why do army snipers close one eye while shooting?

Because if they closed both eyes they wouldn't be able to see.

What do snipers and photographers have in common?

They get paid to take headshots.

WW1. Austro-Hungarian HQ. Italian snipers are decimating the imperial troops, and that needs to stop...

"Zis can't go on! Vat are the pasta eaters doing to kill zis many troop?"

"Apparently, Herr commander, zey discovered zat the most common name in our troops is Fritz. So the snipers call out "Fritz" und every time zome idiot pokes his head out to answer und gets shot."
"Vell th...

The Soviet Union had excellent snipers...

They were outstanding Marxmen

Why can't antivaxxers be snipers?

Because they won't take the shot

What did the red army call their snipers?

Marxmen

My friend started calling the girls I was interested in very bad snipers

Because not even they would take me out.

Why are Catholics the best snipers?

Because they're always Amen for the head

Communist snipers are the best.

They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.

Three CEOs of car companies are kidnapped.

They are told to either pay $1bn for release, or attempt to escape 3 hazard-filled miles out of the city using any method of transportation they choose.

The first CEO asks for a Ford Mustang. He makes it one mile before being spotted by a group of snipers and eliminated.

The second CEO...

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