What's the difference between a bad sharpshooter and a constipated owl?
One shoots, but can't hit. The other hoots, but can't shit.
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During the Korean War
My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...
Cow jokes that had to be shared
-Why is there a high gang rate amongst cows? They've all got beef. -Why was the cow a terrible sharpshooter? All he did was graze. -How can you tell if there are cows hiding near by? You can hear them uttering to each other. .....thank you