Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.
Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.
People have been saying I look slimmer in the morning and fatter at night.
The difference is night and day.
So a guy goes into the hospital for a hip replacement.
He's laying in the hospital bed, when another guy walks into the hospital room that looks like he could be his twin brother.
Except this guy is slimmer, wearing a stylish blazer, a sharp hat, a goatee and sunglasses.
"Who are you?" the guy asks.
"I'm your hip replacement."
A kid gets slapped by his neighbor, and the mother is angry and goes to find out why
Why did you hit my kid?
He called me fat!
So you think you will get slimmer if you hit him?
A divorced lady in her early 40's, out for a walk in the countryside, stumbles over an oddly shaped bottle. Picking it up and rubbing it lightly to see what it is, there’s a puff of smoke and a pixie appears from the bottle neck.
A divorced lady in her early 40's, out for a walk in the countryside, stumbles over an oddly shaped bottle. Picking it up and rubbing it lightly to see what it is, there’s a puff of smoke and a pixie appears from the bottle neck.
"Wow, that’s a relief,” says the pixie, “I’ve been in there a...
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