So, not mine, but my favourite. Worth a read, I promise.
If you' ve raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
I had to take my son's...
What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn’t find anyone to interview in the rainforest?
“I’m sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.”
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped scant inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look here, don’t...
A Man dies and goes to Hell...
... he looks around with an expression of great surprise at it's existence.
He sees souls getting skewered, souls getting beat up with chains, souls stewing in pans with devils pouring in the oil.
An approaching Demon bellows: "Choose your torture."
"Wait wait! Can I look aroun...