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Losing Weight Jokes

A human losing weight is like an atom losing electrons

Everything is positive after that.

Losing weight is a piece of cake

Just don’t eat the cake

My brother was having a tough time losing weight.

Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?”
Mike answered, “Want to split two?”

If youre having trouble losing weight

Try gaining weight for new years resolution

Losing weight

Paddy wants to lose weight so he goes to see his doctor and voice his concern. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When Paddy returns, he's lost nearly 20 pound...

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

I was considering losing weight for my new year's resolution.

But I decided not to think less of myself.

I recently visited a website with tips for losing weight

And a pop up asked me if I accepted cookies. Is that a trick question?

My friend was sad and complaining to me about how she's having trouble losing weight.

"The change isn't immediate", I told her. "Just keep your chins up."
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