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Standardized Jokes

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.

It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.

How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, it's not on the state standardized test and light bulbs aren't in the budget.

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