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Shout Out Jokes

Shout out to people wondering...

what the opposite of in is

A shout out to Jussie Smollette

On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.

I'D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO LIBRARIANS!

oh... sorry...

Shout out to those who don’t know the opposite of in.

They need the help.

Shout out to America!

There's been no school shootings this year!

Sometimes I randomly shout out Bruno Mars lyrics

Don’t believe me? Just watch!

MOATS!, PORTCULLIS!, DRAWBRIDGE! ARMOURY! BATTLEMENTS! sorry for shouting, I have a condition that makes me shout out things you find in a castle..

It's called TURRETS!

Shout out to my grandma

that's the only way she can hear.

Shout out to my arms for always being by my side...

& my legs for being there every step of the way

Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college.

I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.

Shout out to Will Smith!

I never would’ve stood up for another man’s girl like that

Easter - Shout out to Judas for the long weekend!

I hadn’t heard this before - a punchline 2000 years in the making…

A guy is spending his first night in prison

He hears someone in another cell shout out "37!" and the whole cell block bursts out laughing.

Another guy shouts out "74!" Same thing.

"46!" and everyone loses their minds.

He asks his cellmate "What's going on? Why are the numbers so funny?"

"Well we've all been here so...

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I always shout out “God!” When I orgasm

For blessed is he who cums in the name of the lord

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A woman gets off a roller coaster at an amusement park. Feeling dizzy from the ride, she immediately falls to the ground, unconscious.

She wakes up to find a man rubbing her breasts. "What are you doing?" she asks.

"I was just reviving you," replies the man. "When I saw you unconscious on the ground, I lightly slapped you, but nothing happened. I rubbed your wrists, but nothing happened. I even gave you mouth to mouth, but s...

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My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan gosling movie

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Ryan Gosling

Shout out to Taco Bell hot sauce packets

For teaching me how to flirt!

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Shout out to my butthole...

for dealing with my shit everyday.

Shout out to my spinal cord

For always having my back

Shout out to my student loans

for being the only one from college keeping in touch

Shout out to my grandparents!

Not because they both helped out with something, but because they have a hearing disability.

Shout out to my wife for explaining the word "many" to me

It means a lot

Shout out to all the Dads on Father's Day!

Because if you're black, they're really far away!

Shout out to Mother Earth!

She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter.

A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

... thanks for every ting.

Shout out to all my friends having an identity crisis

, You know who you are, I think?

Shout out to people who dont know what the opposite of in is

^(Ignore this part im only writing this part so my post wont get deleted)

Shout out to the undertaker who buried my mum in the wrong crypt, you'd better watch your back!

You made a grave error

Huge shout out to the woman that message me first...

Love you, Mum!

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Three rats are at a bar telling stories on how tough they are....

The first rat takes a shot and says, "Whenever I find rat poison, I like to crush it up and do lines just to get a good buzz for the day."
The second rat takes a shot and says, "That's nothing! Whenever I find cheese on a mousetrap, I purposely trip the spring & right before I get crushed I ...

There was a man named Walter and his Wife Ethel

Walter took Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

Finally, they went...

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Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today...

Fucking miserable

How do you get a sweet, little old lady to shout out an F-bomb?

You get another sweet, little old lady to yell out "Bingo!"

I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar.

It has made my day

Alright, before I start my speech I’d like to give a quick shout out to my grandpa!

Cause that’s the only way he can hear

When I heard that Kevin Hart was injured in a car accident, I was really worried for my kids.

They use the same brand of booster seat!

Too soon?

EDIT - thank you mysterious benefactor for my first gold!

EDIT 2 - Shout out to u/LethKith who wants me and my whole family to die in a fiery car crash. I hope you have a good day buddy. Try to relax and enjoy the joke for what ...

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