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Shotgun Shell Jokes

If shotgun slugs are inside shotgun shells...

Does that make them shotgun snails?

What do you call a snail in a shotgun shell?

A slug

When I first met my father-in-law he threw a shotgun shell at me

Then he said "Nice catch but the next one's gonna be going much faster!"

What did my wondering eyes behold.

After a brutal late Autumn wind storm I noticed that my young Elm tree had finally lost all of its leaves in preparation for the cold snowy winter ahead. I smiled to my self realizing how nature helps all creatures prepare for the coming seasonal changes. But then my gaze was drawn to a red shotgu...

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.
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