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Sher-Rock

What did Sherrock say to his roommate?

It's Sedimentary, Watson.

Whatโ€™s a horses favorite type of ice cream?

Sher-bit

What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch closing his front door.?

SherLock Homes

Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest."

Son: "Sher pa."

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Chocolate

An older woman is going to the ice cream parlor to order gallons of ice cream for her self. When she arrives, the man at the counter greets her and asks her what ice cream she would like.

So she asks "I would like a gallon of vanilla, strawberry, sherbert, and Chocolate."

The gentlema...

A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"

To which he replied, "I Sher-would."

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