-My wife read the book "Twins" and she gave birth to twins
\-Mine read the book "Three little girls" and she gave birth to triplets
\-Oh my god! I left my wife reading "Ali baba and the forty thieves"
A granny walks in to a doctor's office with a toad on her head
A granny walks in to a doctor's office with a toad on her head. "What's wrong?" asks the doctor- "This massive wart grew out of my ass", answers the toad
*Przyhcodzi baba do lekarza*, classic Polish joke
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